Unwritten Rules of Being A Twin

Being a twin is awesome and all, but that all stops when a person comes up to you and asks you a bizarre question. So, here are my rules of asking a question to a twin.

1.      Do not ask if we are twins, a little sarcasm will come your way if you do.

2.      Please do not ask if we have twin telepathy. If you don’t have telepathy, then we probably won’t have telepathy.

3.      Do not ask if we have a secret language.  Just because we don’t have telepathy, doesn’t mean we will have a secret language.

4.      Do not ask who is smarter and who is dumber.

5.      Do not come up to me, pinch or punch me, go to my sister and ask her, “Did you feel that?”

6.      Do not ask me or my sister if we have ever switched classes for a day? My response would be, “No. It would take too much time. I would have to tell her where I sit and which class to go to. And other people would notice and ruin it.”

So, those are my pet peeves when someone asks a question to me and my sister.