Do you enjoy a nice hot piece of pie every now and then. I know I do. Here are a few rules to geting pie some are good and some are bad, so beware. (Involves alot of running)
- If there is pie on the table and no one looks like they are claiming it then take it and run.
- If your parents tells you not to eat pie, wait for them to leave the room and grab it and run. And if they ask you if you were the one who took it say no and stash your plate somewhere oh, and wipe your face.
- If your brother or sister is making fun of you smack them, then take the pie and run. If your parents ask you if you did it say no and give them your most angelic look.
- If someone at school is eating pie wait for them to look away then take it and run. If they run after you stop running and smash the pie in there face. ( That's my favorite one.
- If you are at a pie eating contest do the contest then take an extra piece of pie with you
- If someone looks like they are going to take your pie, take a spoonful of it and flick it at them, then as you know run.
- Eat your pie in privacy unless you want to share it with everybody
I hope these help you with your pie needs. Thanks for reading.
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