Thursday, October 4, 2012

How to Sneak in to Class After the Bell has Rung

The art of sneaking into class after the bell has rung, without letting your teacher know, so he/she does not write in your agenda is not very hard to master. With the help of my easy to follow steps, you will not have any more boring, time consuming, annoying detentions. You will now have longer chats with your friends without being worried that you will be written up for too many times of being late to class, (disclaimer: this will probably not work if you are late to school).

  Step#1: take a chill pill and confidently walk up to your next class.

Step#2: once you see the door of your class take a deep breath.

Step#3: ever so quietly, turn the knob

Step#4: (ninja skills are needed) hold your breath and rapidly walk to your seat, ignore the people starring at you like if you just murdered someone.

Step#5: you are home free. Just act like you know what you are doing and keep calm.

If this does not work you probably did something wrong. If needed, practice the steps with a good friend. If this really, truly does not work, when all else fails just receive your consequence and next time run to class hope this helps, and good look.

4 comments:

  1. Nice work. As much as I disapprove, this was fun to read. : )

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  2. Ana that was very helpful to me and I bet to alot of other people too. Thankyou ;)

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  3. Oh my goodness Ana this was funny! and good! (:

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